Mrs. Officer i bet you wish your name was Mrs. Carter

i know i wish i do =)

okay so its like Christmas, Emily told me that McDonald's should be open, for the Jews and all, but really its Hanukkah so I'm pretty sure Jews dont eat mcdonalds during Hanukka just like Christans and the rest of this world that celebrates Christmas. yea bc we catholics dont like Mcdonalds on Christmas...someone should tell Emily that.

well actually christmas (day) is now over considering that its 12:35 so i can go get Mcdonalds now... my priest told me its just the beging of Christmas.. im sure glad the radio stations dont know that, CHRISTMAS MUSIC IS FINALLY OVER WOOWOWOWOWOO!

yea so its 12:35 and im Hyper as fuck. like i dont even know where this is comming from.

speaking of cum...(Emily please dont be mad, its funny)
Emily wants to know what cum taste like...im not sure why...
but if anyone knows, give her a little shout out.

i bet your all wondering what i got for christmas!!!!
well guess what im going to tell you.............


well let me tell you this first i already knew what i was getting bc i bought everything, my mom just wrapped it....
hey at least i like everything i got...

okay so i got two pairs of jeans...i wanted to wear a pair today so i was like which one will make my butt look sexier...and then my mom told me that we DO NOT wear jeans to make out butts look good...
what a bitch...Jk mommy i lub you....


okay so i also got a belt...so i can whip (HIM) oh babbyyy.

sweatshirt

shoes

lots of candy which is halfway gone...imma fatass

a cool ordament thing

and i still have to unwrap the other half tomorrow bc my uncle isnt here and they're from him

what i didnt get for christmas:

A new cell phone...i already knew that wasnt comming

andddd mamma mia... i fucking wan mamma mia!!!!!

okayyy so my driveway is like pure ice.. so i got out the lovely ice skates and skated...
i fell once...only once... and now im going to have a beautiful bruise on my knee tomorrow...i cant wait.

yea so im really hyper and its now almost 1 am coooll i wish i could do something.


bye. oh and Merry day after Christmas!!!

Name that tone...and singer...

okay this will be a little too easy bc this computer doesnt have my good songs on it it doesnt have that many soooo.....

Step 1: put your MP3 player or whatever on random.
Step 2: post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: post & let everyone you know guess what song & artist the lines come from.
Step 4: bold out, or otherwise make note of, the songs when someone guesses correctly
Step 5: looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

1. yea and we smoke that Kush (yea that kush)
2. bartender i really did it this time
3. look up, the stars are fading
4 im in love with a girl i hate
5. say a prayer, bc summer nights are dead
6. London Quiet it down i need to make a sound
7. I fly like paper, get high like planes
8. i wanna scream....
9. i gotcha run away smile
10. this was never the way i planned
11. voted most likely to end up
12. yea, say i start off so slow.
13. ill take you home if you dont leave me at the front door
14. bum bum bee domm
15. just sit back and tell me im a liar for this
16. tell me were our time went
17. paper bags and plastic hearts
18. woah never find a love like this
19. i run this bitch, and imma keep runnin
20. hey brittany, why are you messing with me?
21. I gotta bitch named keisha
22. i walk it out like stunna
23. suck it bitch, i like to fuck everyday, every night.
24. the dance flo silly
25. i said im stressed out, so tired.
26. stay for a moment and i promise that i will be different
27. i wont denye you im a street rider
28. we were both young when i first saw you
29. i know you know my boyfriend is out of town
30. heyyyyyy you always seem to catch me when im lying


okay so half of these lyrics are probably wrong.
but guess. ill tell you if your right


oh and dont do them all give other ppl a chance.